Brave Enough to Burn

From notalwaysright.com/:

Customer: “Excuse me, when does the non-smoking sign go off?”

Me: “It doesn’t. You’re not allowed to smoke on this flight.”

Customer: “But it’s lit up! The seatbelt light turns off, and I think I need a smoke.”

Me: “You’re not allowed to smoke on an airplane.”

Customer: “I can’t just go outside and smoke, can I? *points to an emergency exit*

Me: “Er…good luck with that….”

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Okay, look, I get that people are stupid.  I read Not Always Right on a regular basis and boy, do they have some doozies.  But what kind of idiot asks to go outside to smoke on an airplane?  A speeding hundreds of miles above ground airplane?

Darwin.  That's all I can think at the moment.

I am almost finished with new website design for the business, but there's something I want to that is beyond my limited HTML capabilities and since I'm not sure what the proper term for what I want to do is, I can't Google it.

Instead of simply linking to our current Ebay offerings, I want the the Ebay page to actually appear on that page of my website, instead of people having to clicky a link to go to the Ebay search page. Does that make sense? Probably not, my brain is hurting from working on this for 4 days....

Anyway, I think that it is something to do with frames. I may not be able to do it at all, as it may not work w/ the Trellix Sitebuilder program. Gahh!

If any of my HTML savvy buddies understand this rambling and can explain how to possible produce the desired effect, I would appreciate the help. Feel free to e-mail me at the addy posted in my user info.