Random Chat Excerpt
Feb. 23rd, 2011 05:25 pm[Luna]: *Glances over that.*
[Luna]: I find it annoying that the more submissive of the pair is the one who ends up knocked up.
[Luna]: I mean, come on. Dominant people have babies all the time. Look at Martha Stewart. :v
Baby's First Sanity Check
Nov. 2nd, 2009 09:52 pmEDIT:
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This week's funny of choice
Sep. 27th, 2006 11:32 amFunnies!!!!!!
Aug. 23rd, 2006 05:43 pmGreetings from Vegas!!!!!!
Mar. 14th, 2006 12:06 pmAnd now for something completely different...NOT work safe.
a little song, a little dance...
tounge-tied.....?
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( Try reading this out loud and see what happens )
another funny.....
Dec. 10th, 2004 06:23 pmSo what if it's an technically a hyped up ad for an online store...it's still funny. And a scary, too...
I sure do miss the Lord of the Rings...
Washington Post, Lead Story January 14, 2003 Washington DC In a suprise move, White House insiders say President George Bush has replaced his plain wedding band with the fabled Ring of Power and has declared himself Dark Lord of Mordor. It has been noted that since the Republican triumph in the November elections the President has been much more outspoken about his 'powerful mandate' and hinting about a desire to bring all Middle Earth under his domination. House Democratic leaders report being dismayed by this development, and are publically wondering if social programs and welfare would suffer under the rule of a Dark Lord. How-ever none would dare speak to us on the record. "Taxes will definitely go up" said one unamed Republican source, "But nobody will seem to mind' he added. The President's only comment on the matter was the offhand and cryptic, "Oh it's just something I got in a Lord of the Rings Risk game from Neal at TheWarStore". Reports that Vice President Dick Cheney has taken to sporting white robes and a staff were unconfirmed at press time.