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air_n_darkness) wrote2006-06-08 02:12 pm
air_n_darkness) wrote2006-06-08 02:12 pm
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Oh, to be that innocent again...
*Conversation snippet from the weekend*
Mike:...go to Chinatown and get some pr0n.
Larry: Prawns? You mean the big shrimp? Yeah those are good in a cream sauce.
Mike: *straight-faced* Yeah, especially the tentacley ones in a milky white sauce.
Everyone else in the vicinity: *dies laughing*
Larry: What?
Yes, people, he IS that clueless.
Sadly, I heard it second-hand, since I was working the Yu-Gi-Oh! events. Ah well, I still had my share of fun. Sunday I got to make the guy who lost his brothers's 7th place Nationals trophy AND his card binder dance to get it back *evil grin*. If he'd come up right after it was turned in, Dani and I wouldn't have given him such a hard time. But it was almost 2 hours later! And it was a fraggin' 10 tall trophy!
Of course, the guy who left an envelope containing around $500 in cash laying on a table topped dancing boy in the stupidity department. These people should be glad we have judges who a) sweep the area for lost items regularly and b)are honest.
I swear, I'm going to have staff shirts made with RTFC on one side and WYS on the other.
er, that's "read the fucking card" and "watch you shit" respectively
Mike:...go to Chinatown and get some pr0n.
Larry: Prawns? You mean the big shrimp? Yeah those are good in a cream sauce.
Mike: *straight-faced* Yeah, especially the tentacley ones in a milky white sauce.
Everyone else in the vicinity: *dies laughing*
Larry: What?
Yes, people, he IS that clueless.
Sadly, I heard it second-hand, since I was working the Yu-Gi-Oh! events. Ah well, I still had my share of fun. Sunday I got to make the guy who lost his brothers's 7th place Nationals trophy AND his card binder dance to get it back *evil grin*. If he'd come up right after it was turned in, Dani and I wouldn't have given him such a hard time. But it was almost 2 hours later! And it was a fraggin' 10 tall trophy!
Of course, the guy who left an envelope containing around $500 in cash laying on a table topped dancing boy in the stupidity department. These people should be glad we have judges who a) sweep the area for lost items regularly and b)are honest.
I swear, I'm going to have staff shirts made with RTFC on one side and WYS on the other.
er, that's "read the fucking card" and "watch you shit" respectively